“Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the hell was going on the first time I saw it.”
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“My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.”
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“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.”
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“I hate when I think of something really great to say during a conversation, but by the time I get a chance to speak, we’re on a different topic. Do I let it pass and keep the good thought to myself, or do I awkwardly bring up the old topic again?”
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“If you’re ordering your coffee extra, extra light with 9 sugars then I have some news for you, chances are you don’t like coffee.”
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“My wife asked me why I enjoyed the TV show MythBusters so much, since all they ever do is blow stuff up. I love it when she answers her own questions like that.”
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