“One of my favorite childhood memories was falling asleep in a random location and waking up in the morning in my bed. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.”
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“You know, if all the people who dance around on the sidewalk with those signs to advertise stores were to ever go on strike, it would be the best picket line ever.”
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“If you watch the movie Titanic backwards it’s a heartwarming tale of a huge boat that jumps out of the ocean to save a bunch of people from drowning.”
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“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.”
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“I hate it when I accidentally use the same word too many times in a sentence accidentally.”
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“If Jessica Biel ever has kids, I really hope she names one of them Batmo.”
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