Smirk of the Day, Jun. 5
“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 4
“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 3
“So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 31
“I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 30
“My deodorant says, ‘Avoid contact with eyes.’ TOO LATE, I’VE ALREADY SEEN IT!”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 29
“I can almost always tell when a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.