Smirk of the Day, Sep. 11
“If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer . . . oh wait, he does.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 10
“I really only drink two times a year, on my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 8
“I imagine life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 5
“If you need to borrow money, borrow it from a pessimist. They never expect to get paid back.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 4
“It is true that there is no “I” in team, but there are 5 of those babies in “individual brilliance”.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 2
“Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.