“Whenever I hear someone yell STOP! I’m never sure if it’s in the name of love, hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.”
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“If robbers ever broke into my house in search of money, I’d just laugh and help them look.”
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“I recently watched a video of my little niece chasing a laser pointer around the room and thought, ‘It’s amazing how easily little kids are entertained.’ Then I realized I had just watched that video three times in row.”
“‘Wow, you look good today!’ is not really a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.”
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“If watching a movie on a big-screen TV with your pants off while enjoying a bag of Doritos is wrong, then you shouldn’t have couches in front of them, Best Buy.”
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“The increasingly strange sounds my car is making is telling me I haven’t been cranking the radio up loud enough to solve the problem.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.