Smirk of the Day, Jul. 26
“For almost a year I believed I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 25
“The names Jet Ski and Sea-Doo make absolutely no sense. Personally, I would have called them boatercycles to avoid any confusion.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 24
“Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 19
“So they say smell is what amplifies taste . . . that may be so, but trust me when I tell you that spraying air freshener on your food to help the flavor does NOT work at all!”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 18
“Evolution is a fickle mistress. On the one hand, we can’t really complain since humans ended up with opposable thumbs and huge brains. On the other hand, we can’t fly and our heads hurt if we eat ice cream too fast.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 17
“Sometimes I wish I was in a gang. That way I’d always know what to do with my hands in pictures.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.