Smirk of the Day, Aug. 6
“If Karma is taking too long, is it okay to handle things by yourself?”
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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 5
“Growing up I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
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Smirk of the Day, Aug. 1
“I think the one of the main reasons Washington passed their marijuana and same sex laws was in hopes that people would stop referring to them as ‘the state where Twilight happened’.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 31
“I’d like to give a big shout out to all spiders not building their webs at face level.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 30
“I don’t think there are many sounds more soothing than the thwapping of duck feet as they frantically sprint across asphalt. It sounds like it’s raining thinly sliced sandwich meats.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 29
“I think I’ve spend approximately 2.7% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.”
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