Smirk of the Day, Aug. 27
“So, turns out that wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you sleeping doesn’t work.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 26
“I just saw a sign on the highway this weekend that read “Severe weather expected, plan ahead” and it’s a good thing it was there. I could have run out of wine.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 23
“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 20
“Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 19
“I think I’m going to start calling hangovers ‘wine flu’.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 15
“One idea to help decrease littering, put a little basketball hoop above every garbage can.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.