Smirk of the Day, Sep. 9
“If you need to borrow money, borrow it from a pessimist. They never expect to get paid back.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 6
“It is true that there is no “I” in team, but there are 5 of those babies in “individual brilliance”.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 5
“Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 4
“I’m not sure why, but I am a little disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 30
“I always enjoy those posts where people accidentally use the status update as the search bar.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 29
“My three favorite laughs: 1) A laugh so hard it becomes silent. 2) A laugh so infectious that everyone else around you starts laughing as well. 3) A laugh that sticks with you the rest of the days, keeping you giggling to yourself the whole day.”