Smirk of the Day, Sep. 18
“I disagree with the saying, ‘He who laughs last laughs best.’ In my experience, whoever laughs last usually didn’t get it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 17
“If someone says, “I have to ask you a question.” Does anyone else instantly try to remember all the bad things they’ve done recently?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 13
“I really only drink two times a year, on my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 12
“If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer . . . oh wait, he does.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 11
“Admit it, at one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turned off.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 10
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.