“Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs?
If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy.
‘Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?’
‘Shhhh, just trust me.’”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“It’s amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“The third rule of Fight Club, have fun and try your best.” – my favorite new tee shirt.
“Anytime the company I work for introduces a new and improved system, they really need to start adding the tagline ‘it just doesn’t work as well as the old one.'”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.