“I find it unfair that when I try to play catch with either my almost 2 year old niece or nephew, others consider it cute. But the second I throw the ball past them and say, ‘Fetch!’ the cuteness factor disappears and I’m threatened with a ‘time out’ and told if I keep it up I can’t play with them anymore.”
“I’m not a fan of split-level houses. Who wants to walk into someone’s home and immediately have to make a decision?”
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“’I’m not on Facebook’ is the new ‘I don’t own a TV.’”
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“Yesterday someone at work asked which modern day actors and actresses I would cast for the roles from Gilligan’s Island. That pretty much ended any chance of being productive for the rest of the day.”
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“Today I beat my personal best for most days alive. I rock! Tomorrow I’m going to try to break my record.”
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“If you put your finger in your ear and scratch really fast, it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man.”
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