by Richard Timothy | Dec 17, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 12, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“Few things suck more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 11, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“Nothing messes up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.”
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by Richard Timothy | Dec 5, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 4, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“At my friend’s work people write names on the food they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
by Richard Timothy | Dec 3, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day
“I like watching Martha Stewart on PBS. It always makes me feel a little more badass to get cooking tips from a convicted felon.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
