Smirk of the Day, Jan. 20
The nice thing about wearing my wife’s deodorant (because mine had run out) is when people at work ask what that smell is, I’m being totally honest then I say, “It’s a Secret.”
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 17
“Few things are more satisfying than waking up Thursday morning only to discover its actually Friday.”
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 16
“My friend told me that at his job people write names on food that they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 15
“I’m not sure why, but whenever I hear someone say ‘I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart’, what I usually hear is ‘I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart’.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 19
“The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. As a result, and thanks to a very understanding boss, I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 18
“There is a great need for a universal sarcasm font.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.