Smirk of the Day, Feb. 11
“I’m thinking about changing my wireless network name to “IRS surveillance” just to mess with my neighbors.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 7
“No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their toy phone . . . you answer it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 6
“A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 5
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons I have trust issues.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 4
“We all know the drill: 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 3
“‘Do not machine wash or tumble dry’ means I will never wash this ever.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.