Smirk of the Day, Feb. 25
“Sometimes I wish my bladder had a snooze button.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 20
“When someone’s answer is ‘more or less’ it generally means ‘less’. “Do you know how to get there?” “More or less.” Yeah, they’re not going to make it.”
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Smirk of the Day, Feb. 19
“If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?”
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Smirk of the Day, Feb. 18
“I have a friend who, once a week, has his dog watch those animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.”
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Smirk of the Day, Feb. 14
“I always give my future self way too much credit when it comes to remembering passwords.”
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Smirk of the Day, Feb. 12
“A friend once told me that when he was a kid his father convinced him that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.