Smirk of the Day, Mar. 7
“It’s amazing how easily ‘I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave.’ turns into ‘Oh crap, I’m running late!'”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 6
“I always know it’s time to make a trip to the grocery store when I run out of those free plastic bags to use to in the bathroom trash can.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 5
“Dear sneeze, If you’re going to happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 4
“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance . . . the five stages of me hitting the snooze button every morning.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 27
“Remember in cartoons, when they would stick their hand in a piranha tank and it would come out all bones? Well, that’s BS. What really happens is zoo security approaches you and firmly says, ‘Sir, if you don’t stop disturbing the exhibits you’ll have to leave.'”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 26
“Whenever I ever introduce two friends to each other and they end up getting married, I think it’s only fair that I be exempt from buying them a gift.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.