Smirk of the Day, Mar. 26
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 25
“I once gave my nephew a dollar to eat a hot pepper. I considered this a good lesson because kids need to learn not to do stupid stuff for just a dollar.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 24
“I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 21
“The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 20
“Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” just to make sure I don’t mess things up.”
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Smirk of the Day, Mar. 19
“I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in all my groceries.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.