Smirk of the Day, Apr. 4
“I hate that feeling when you are in the middle of a really good story and realize no one is listening to you.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 3
“I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow . . . barefoot” was good in its day, but imagine the sheer terror on your kid’s face when you drop, “When I was born there was no internet?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 2
“So does anybody else say “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 1
“I can’t help but feel a little self-conscious when I’m the only person in a room and the automatic air freshener decides that’s the time the air needs freshening.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 28
“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 27
“I don’t understand those people that fight with their significant other and a minute later set their status to ‘single’. It makes me wonder, after they get in a fight with their parents, do they change their status to ‘orphan’?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.