Smirk of the Day, Apr. 14
“I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 11
“Not too long ago I was standing in line at the supermarket in a suit and tie, wondering that maybe I was finally all grown up, and that my childhood was over. As I looked down and saw the cartoon characters on my tie and remembered that I had only gone in to get a bag of gummy bears, I figured I was probably okay.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 10
“When I accidentally type in the wrong chat window, I just play it off like that person should know what I’m talking about. ‘I can’t believe Jon said that! Are you mad?’ ‘Jon who?’ ‘Oh, Jon . . . Bon Jovi! He said you gave love a bad name.'”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 9
“How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 8
“I like all of the songs in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I only like about one in every fifteen songs.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 7
“I ask Google all the questions I’m too embarrassed to ask other people.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.