Smirk of the Day, May 1
“When singing in my car at a stop light I refuse to look around at the cars on either side of me, because, obviously, if I don’t make eye contact with anyone, they can’t see me singing.”
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 30
“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 29
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 28
“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 25
“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 23
“You know that exercise when you are in a room full of people you don’t know and you go around and introduce yourself to five new people? Well, for some reason I always get a little nervous just before I start. I don’t get it. I know my name. I know where I’m from. This shouldn’t be a problem.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.