Smirk of the Day, May 21
“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 20
“Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the hell was going on the first time I saw it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 19
“I hate it when I accidentally use the same word too many times in a sentence accidentally.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 16
“My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 15
“A helpful hint: If you’re ordering your coffee extra, extra light with 9 sugars, chances are you really don’t like coffee.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 14
“My wife asked me why I enjoyed the TV show MythBusters so much, since all they ever do is blow stuff up. I love it when she answers her own questions like that.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.