Smirk of the Day, May 30
“I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 29
“My deodorant says, ‘Avoid contact with eyes.’ IT’S TOO LATE, I’VE ALREADY SEEN IT!”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 28
“I can almost always tell when a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 27
“One of my favorite childhood memories was falling asleep in a random location and waking up in the morning in my bed. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 23
“You know, if all the people who dance around on the sidewalk with those signs to advertise stores were to ever go on strike, it would be the best picket line ever.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 22
“If you watch the movie Titanic backwards it’s a heartwarming tale of a huge boat that jumps out of the ocean to save a bunch of people from drowning.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.