“Did you know there is species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.”
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“Sometimes I wish my bladder had a snooze button.”
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“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”
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“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
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“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
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“So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.”
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