Smirk of the Day, Jul. 2
“At any given time the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away . . . a whim away, a whim away, a whim away . . .”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 27
“So, turns out historical reenactors don’t appreciate when you try to explain to them what a cell phone is, and they REALLY don’t like it when desperately try to warn them about Hitler.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 26
“Last night I tried killing a spider using hairspray. It didn’t work, but I’ve got to say its hair does look fabulous.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 25
“Whenever I see a hitchhiker, I like to pretend they’re telling me that I’m doing a great job driving.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 24
“If I ever take up the profession of selling watches/clocks, I’d use, ‘It goes from 0 to 60 in a minute!’ as one of their key selling points.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 23
“When I was a kid, whenever I got to eat fast food it was a true victory. As an adult though, anytime I eat fast food it always feels like an absolute defeat.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.