Smirk of the Day, Jul. 15
“Sometimes I wish I was in a gang. That way I’d always know what to do with my hands in pictures.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 14
“We’ve all heard the claim that smell is what amplifies taste, and while that may be so, trust me when I tell you that spraying air freshener on your food to help the taste does NOT work at all.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 11
“Whenever I hear someone yell STOP! I’m never sure if it’s in the name of love, hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 10
“If robbers ever broke into my house in search of money, I’d just laugh and help them look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 9
“‘Wow, you look good today!’ isn’t really a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 8
“If watching a movie on a big-screen TV with your pants off while enjoying a bag of Doritos is wrong, then you shouldn’t have couches in front of them, Best Buy.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.