Smirk of the Day, Jul. 31
“I’d like to give a big shout out to all spiders not building their webs at face level.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 30
“I don’t think there are many sounds more soothing than the thwapping of duck feet as they frantically sprint across asphalt. It sounds like it’s raining thinly sliced sandwich meats.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 29
“I think I’ve spend approximately 2.7% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 25
“For almost a year I believed I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 23
“Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 21
“Evolution is a fickle mistress. On the one hand, we can’t really complain since humans ended up with opposable thumbs and huge brains. On the other hand, we can’t fly and our heads hurt if we eat ice cream too fast.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.