Smirk of the Day, Aug. 14
“America: Where Mothers and Fathers get a day and sharks get a week.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 11
“Telling someone their fly is unzipped is rather awkward. First off you have to admit to someone that you were looking at their crotch, and secondly you looked at it long enough to notice something was not quite right.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 8
“If I ever became a professor of anything math related, I’d make an exam in which all the answers are 42. That way I’d get to see my students freak out and at the same teach them that 42 really is the answer to everything.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 7
“Sometimes I wonder if I peaked in Kindergarten, but that is only during those moments when all I really want from life is Oreos, milk, and a nap.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 6
“I think one of the main reasons Washington passed their marijuana and same sex laws was in hopes that people would stop referring to them as ‘the state where Twilight happened’.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 1
“Growing up I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.