I don’t think there are many sounds more soothing than the thwapping of duck feet as they frantically sprint across asphalt. It sounds like it’s raining thinly sliced sandwich meats.
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I wonder if Hostess will reopen in ten years and hand out golden Twinkies to 5 lucky winners.
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I sometimes worry that humanity is going to start World War 3 solely because of our affinity for trilogies as a species.
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Telling someone their fly is unzipped is fairly awkward. First off you have to admit to someone that you were looking at their crotch, and secondly you looked at it long enough to notice something was not quite right.
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Bieber is single and Twilight is ending. It’s a bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom.
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I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t there be only one game, the Patriots verses the Redskins, and then after the game the Patriots steal the other teams stadium?
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