Smirk of the Day, Dec. 26
Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 24
Well, if the Mayans taught us anything, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
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Smirk of the Day,
Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Being a reindeer and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 20
My work computer needs to stop asking me to change my password every few months, after 7 years I’m running out of names of childhood pets, and I have no intention to get a dog.
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 19
When I wake up on the morning 12/22/2012, I’m going to run outside and yell, “The Doctor did it! He saved us all!”
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 18
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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