It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
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“I miss the days when I would go to the doctor’s office and they would ask what’s wrong and I could just turn to my mother and she’d explain.”
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I’m thinking about changing my wireless network name to “IRS surveillance” just to mess with my neighbors.
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I hate it when the realization that it’s Wednesday completely ruins your Friday.
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I’ve decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.