Smirk of the Day, Mar. 26

by Richard Timothy | Mar 26, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Mar. 22

by Richard Timothy | Mar 22, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Mar. 21

by Richard Timothy | Mar 21, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Mar. 20

by Richard Timothy | Mar 20, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” just to make sure I don’t mess things up.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Mar. 19

by Richard Timothy | Mar 19, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“I wish the dollar store sold gas.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Mar. 18

by Richard Timothy | Mar 18, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring in all my groceries.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.