Smirk of the Day, Apr. 24

by Richard Timothy | Apr 24, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 23

by Richard Timothy | Apr 23, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I start getting nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from . . . this shouldn’t be a problem.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 22

by Richard Timothy | Apr 22, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“I wonder who was the first guy to look at melting, slushy snow and say, ‘You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.'”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 19

by Richard Timothy | Apr 19, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“That’s enough, Nickelback.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 18

by Richard Timothy | Apr 18, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“If anyone found out the one password I use for everything, I’d be screwed.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

Smirk of the Day, Apr. 17

by Richard Timothy | Apr 17, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“I’ve heard a number of people say that they won’t buy a car with power windows because if they crash into a lake, they’ll be trapped. My question is, how bad a driver are you that crashing into a lake is a legitimate fear?”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.