Borrowed Smirk - Richard Timothy

Smirk of the Day, May 3

“You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that ‘why aren’t you wearing any pants’ look.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.

“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”

I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.