“If you’re ordering your coffee extra, extra light with 9 sugars then I have some news for you, chances are you don’t like coffee.”
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“My wife asked me why I enjoyed the TV show MythBusters so much, since all they ever do is blow stuff up. I love it when she answers her own questions like that.”
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“After years of using the “random” function on iTunes I have come to the conclusion that Apple has in fact created artificial intelligence, and it is clearly prone to mood swings.”
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“I hate when I’m accused of something I didn’t do, because I still smile and blush like I’m a terrible liar. I guess I’m a terrible truth teller too. What the hell is wrong with me?”
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“One nice thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.”
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“There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.”
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