Smirk of the Day, May 21
“I hate it when I accidentally use the same word too many times in a sentence accidentally.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 20
“If Jessica Biel ever has kids, I really hope she names one of them Batmo.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 17
“Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the hell was going on the first time I saw it.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 16
“My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.”
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Smirk of the Day, May 15
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.”
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Smirk of the Day, May 14
“I hate when I think of something really great to say during a conversation, but by the time I get a chance to speak, we’re on a different topic. Do I let it pass and keep the good thought to myself, or do I awkwardly bring up the old topic again?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.