Smirk of the Day, Jun. 7
06.07 (from 2012)
“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 6
“I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 5
“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 4
“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 3
“So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 31
“I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.