“If watching a movie on a big-screen TV with your pants off while enjoying a bag of Doritos is wrong, then you shouldn’t have couches in front of them, Best Buy.”
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“The increasingly strange sounds my car is making is telling me I haven’t been cranking the radio up loud enough to solve the problem.”
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“At any given time the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away . . . a whim away, a whim away, a whim away . . .”
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“When I die, I want catnip planted over my grave. That way, when all the stray cemetery cats flock to my grave and frolic there for hours, people passing by will think I was some sort of cat god.”
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“So, turns out historical reenactors really don’t appreciate it when desperately try to warn them about Hitler.”
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“I tried killing a spider using hairspray. It didn’t work, but I’ve got to say its hair does look fabulous.”
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