“So they say smell is what amplifies taste . . . that may be so, but trust me when I tell you that spraying air freshener on your food to help the flavor does NOT work at all!”
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“Evolution is a fickle mistress. On the one hand, we can’t really complain since humans ended up with opposable thumbs and huge brains. On the other hand, we can’t fly and our heads hurt if we eat ice cream too fast.”
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“Sometimes I wish I was in a gang. That way I’d always know what to do with my hands in pictures.”
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“Whenever I hear someone yell STOP! I’m never sure if it’s in the name of love, hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.”
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“If robbers ever broke into my house in search of money, I’d just laugh and help them look.”
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“‘Wow, you look good today!’ is not really a compliment if it comes with a genuinely surprised look.”
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