Smirk of the Day, Jul. 31
“I’d like to give a big shout out to all spiders not building their webs at face level.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 30
“I don’t think there are many sounds more soothing than the thwapping of duck feet as they frantically sprint across asphalt. It sounds like it’s raining thinly sliced sandwich meats.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 29
“I think I’ve spend approximately 2.7% of my life walking back to the trash can and checking the box to see how long I need to microwave my food.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 26
“For almost a year I believed I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 25
“The names Jet Ski and Sea-Doo make absolutely no sense. Personally, I would have called them boatercycles to avoid any confusion.”
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Smirk of the Day, Jul. 24
“Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.”
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