“If I ever became a professor of anything math related, I’d make an exam in which all the answers are 42. That way I’d get to see my students freak out and at the same teach them that 42 really is the answer to everything.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“I got gas yesterday for only $1.39! Sadly, I got it from Taco Bell.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, but I’ll bet more than a few of us have thought this before.
“Sometimes I wonder if I peaked in Kindergarten. Of course, at those moments all I really want from life is Oreos, milk, and a nap.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, but I’ll bet more than a few of us has thought this.
“If Karma is taking too long, is it okay to handle things by yourself?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“Growing up I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“I think the one of the main reasons Washington passed their marijuana and same sex laws was in hopes that people would stop referring to them as ‘the state where Twilight happened’.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.