“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
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“Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.”
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“I think I’m going to start calling hangovers ‘wine flu’.”
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“One idea to help decrease littering, put a little basketball hoop above every garbage can.”
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“America: Where Mothers and Fathers get a day and sharks get a week.”
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“Telling someone their fly is unzipped is rather awkward. First off you have to admit to someone that you were looking at their crotch, and secondly you looked at it long enough to notice something was not quite right.”
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