Smirk of the Day, Sep. 17
“If someone says, “I have to ask you a question.” Does anyone else instantly try to remember all the bad things they’ve done recently?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 13
“I really only drink two times a year, on my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 12
“If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer . . . oh wait, he does.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 11
“Admit it, at one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turned off.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 10
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 9
“If you need to borrow money, borrow it from a pessimist. They never expect to get paid back.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.