“I think it would be funny if guys commented on their friends profile pictures in the same way girls do.
‘Bro, you look so handsome!’
‘Looking hot, man!’
‘OMG, can I like this 2x?!? Your jawline is cray!’
‘Ugh, how are you so perfect, dude? I’m so jelly!’”
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“Doctors always recommend we forgo midnight snacks, but if we’re not supposed to have them, there shouldn’t be a light in our fridge to help encourage the snack finding process.”
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“I disagree with the saying, ‘He who laughs last laughs best.’ In my experience, whoever laughs last usually didn’t get it.”
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“I think we can all admit that at one point in our life we closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turned off.”
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“If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer . . . oh wait, he does.”
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“I really only drink two times a year, on my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.”
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