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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 17

by Richard Timothy | Oct 17, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Anytime the company I work for introduces a new and improved system, they really need to start adding the tagline ‘it just doesn’t work as well as the old one.'”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 16

by Richard Timothy | Oct 16, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 15

by Richard Timothy | Oct 15, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“If you ever get the hankering for the pitter-patter of small feet in your home, you can always put tiny shoes on your cat and then chase them around the house.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 10

by Richard Timothy | Oct 10, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Synonym: The word I use when I can’t spell the first one I had in mind.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 8

by Richard Timothy | Oct 8, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Whenever I feel sad, I cheer myself up by singing. Most of the time, my voice is a lot worse than my problems.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 7

by Richard Timothy | Oct 7, 2013 | Borrowed Smirk, Thought of the Day

“Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, and others have no imagination whatsoever.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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