Smirk of the Day, Nov. 19
“I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting in the way.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Nov. 8
“If dentists makes their money off of people with unhealthy teeth, should I really be trusting a toothbrush recommend by 4 out of 5 dentists?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Nov. 6
“I sometimes worry that humanity is going to start World War 3 solely because of our affinity for trilogies as a species.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Nov. 1
“I’m not a fan of split-level houses. Who wants to walk into someone’s home and immediately have to make a decision?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 31
“’I’m not on Facebook’ is the new ‘I don’t own a TV.’”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 30
“Yesterday someone at work asked which modern day actors and actresses I would cast for the roles from Gilligan’s Island. That pretty much ended any chance of being productive for the rest of the day.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.