Smirk of the Day, Dec. 12
“Few things suck more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 11
“Nothing messes up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.”
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 5
“Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.”
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 4
“At my friend’s work people write names on the food they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
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Smirk of the Day, Dec. 3
“I like watching Martha Stewart on PBS. It always makes me feel a little more badass to get cooking tips from a convicted felon.”
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Smirk of the Day, Nov. 26
“I’ve never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. In memory of our sordid past, shouldn’t there be only one game, the Patriots verses the Redskins, and then after the game the Patriots steal the other teams stadium?”
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