Smirk of the Day, Jan. 30
“I’ve decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 16
“My friend told me that at his job people write names on food that they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 15
“I’m not sure why, but whenever I hear someone say ‘I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart’, what I usually hear is ‘I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart’.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 19
“The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. As a result, and thanks to a very understanding boss, I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 18
“There is a great need for a universal sarcasm font.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 17
“Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.