Smirk of the Day, Feb. 7
“No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their toy phone . . . you answer it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 6
“A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 5
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons I have trust issues.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 4
“We all know the drill: 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Feb. 3
“‘Do not machine wash or tumble dry’ means I will never wash this ever.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 31
“It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.