“When someone’s answer is ‘more or less’ it generally means ‘less’. “Do you know how to get there?” “More or less.” Yeah, they’re not going to make it.”
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“If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn’t Photoshop be illegal models?”
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“I have a friend who, once a week, has his dog watch those animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.”
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“I always give my future self way too much credit when it comes to remembering passwords.”
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“A friend once told me that when he was a kid his father convinced him that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.”
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“I’m thinking about changing my wireless network name to “IRS surveillance” just to mess with my neighbors.”
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